The legend of the angry blonde

coat:

pazdispenser:

musicians only Dark Millenials will remember:

• cobra starship
  
• neon trees
• metro station
• 3OH3
• taio cruz
• owl city
• far east movement
• ne-yo
• onerepublic
• boys like girls

Implying fireflies isn’t a known banger by owl city is very bold, and frankly, I’m unimpressed.

(via dulect)

comcastkills:

targuzzler:

comcastkills:

where’s the pic of that guy’s tinder bio where he says something along the lines of “well i’m a fat fuck with a big truck. welcome to the shitshow.”

thanks. this is literally the best tinder bio ever

(via civilwhore)

unclefather:

robber: *breaks into my house*
me: can I help you find anyth-
robber: just looking

(via guccier)

cobaltdays:

my pet: *does anything*

me:

(via fuckyahumor)

kwikemart:

“hey wanna come over and get drunk or someth-”

me:

(via dulect)